American Apparel warehouse interviews
Hoodies turn to sports coats
Leopard-print turns to pinstripe
Bad bitches are still bad, they just aren’t twerkin.
Well they are twerkin, but in this new orchestral sense. Like Cubanna Lust booty clapping to March of the Bumblebee.
I’m not going to the party outside. I rather finish these papers while listening to classical music in my headphones.