Prithvi

Imagine watching 106&Park slowly losing volume to a Mozart concert.

Hoodies turn to sports coats

Leopard-print turns to pinstripe

Bad bitches are still bad, they just aren’t twerkin.

Well they are twerkin, but in this new orchestral sense. Like Cubanna Lust booty clapping to March of the Bumblebee.

I’m not going to the party outside. I rather finish these papers while listening to classical music in my headphones.